From the GREAT STATE OF NEW HAMPSHIRE
Good Morning Irregulars! I was able to wrest the keys to the kiddie pool away from Bill, so we're just about ready to open. Management has asked me please to review pool rules with you.
Kiddie Pool Rules
* No person may use the pool unless it is officially open.
* All instructions given by the lifeguards are to be followed.
* 3 whistles = everyone must clear the pool and get naked.
* No running allowed, but you may skip.
* Running, pushing, causing undue disturbance,is strongly encouraged.
* Children are forbidden.
* Flotation devices will be permitted, especially obscene ones.
* Proper swimming attire must not be worn.
* Improper public displays of affection and profanity are encouraged.
* Enjoy your day at the pool!
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